In these times of economic gloom and doom we can all do with a little help in saving money. So here’s a few tips you might find helpful to boost the seed kitty for next year.
- For Christmas ask for one of your presents to be The Roadkill Cookbook… anyone for a badger burger?
- Send all your dirty shirts to the charity shop… they wash and iron them and you can then buy them back for 50p
- Ring your friends when you know they’re not in and leave a message so they ring you back. If you do find them in they’ll be surprised when the line goes dead after you’ve been chatting for about a minute (‘cause you’ve put your receiver down). Wait ‘till they call you back (which people always do), express surprise that the call ended, and continue the conversation at their expense.
- Live off free samples. For example put the contents of free ketchup, salt, pepper and sugar sachets into empty branded bottles so the family won’t twig.
- In the pub let mates buy the first three rounds… by the fourth they’ll have forgotten whose turn it is and at least one will be on halves by then.
- Always wash the car when it rains.
- This year tell everyone you’re going away for Christmas and they’ll get presents when you get back… so you can buy their gifts in the New Year sales.
- Sew all your teabags down the middle and then cut them in half.
- Freeze your credit card in a block of ice… so if there's something you want, waiting for the card to defrost will give you ample time to reconsider that purchase.
- Be much more attentive while in the supermarket checkout queue. If the person in front of you doesn't have a club card offer them yours… think of all those extra club points!
Fabulous fun to read. Thank you. Cheryl
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